Monday, May 21, 2007

rock stars

Eli: BJ is a rock star because he looks good.

April: I believe the words you're searching for are "striking good looks."

(BJ looks overwhelmingly confused.)

April: (fawning) So if that's the standard, tell me Eli why do you conclude I am a rock star?

Megan: Heroin chic...?

(pause. i acknowledge i set myself up.)

Eli: Congratulations Megan. That was one of the few times that you successfully balanced humour with meanness.