Eli: BJ is a rock star because he looks good.
April: I believe the words you're searching for are "striking good looks."
(BJ looks overwhelmingly confused.)
April: (fawning) So if that's the standard, tell me Eli why do you conclude I am a rock star?
Megan: Heroin chic...?
(pause. i acknowledge i set myself up.)
Eli: Congratulations Megan. That was one of the few times that you successfully balanced humour with meanness.